[What will be left at the gate will be a giant Tibetan Mastiff, a leash tying it to the gate that's definitely not going to last if it decides to pull. In fact, the only thing that seems to be keeping it there is... a cheap beanie that it's gnawing on?]
[She's free to catch Chikusa leading the dog over with the beanie in question (by "lead", more like "running") or tying the leash to the gate.... But he's trying to ditch the dog and run.]
[Chikusa is gone by the time Sharak notices the rooster crowing in alarm down by the foot of the hill. When she makes her way down there, he's long gone.
Instead there's a dog. No, not just a dog, an enormous Tibetan Mastiff. It probably weighs more than Sharak does, she considers, staring it down as it happily gnaws away on that hat. The dog looks up at her, drops the beanie, tilts his head and pants happily at her.
She keeps staring. Then she takes out her phone and dials Chikusa's number.]
All right, you little shit, get your ass back here.
[She did not agree to this. Somehow Sharak Sanzo has been outmaneuvered by a teenage boy.]
I don't want it to be my dog... Kyoya Hibari left it with us to spite me and it eats all my hats....
[Well. Chews on them. Which is just as bad. Still, he starts to shuffle back reluctantly. Bon is just going to run around anyway if he's no longer tethered.]
[Sorry, Sharak. Now that you have shown him affection and let him jump all over you, Bon has decided your temple is His now. Expect him to show up regularly on his patrol of Chikusa/Ken's place, the school, and now your temple.]
[And because Sharak is a soft touch, she'll probably even let him inside. Damn. She can't help ruffling his fur. Come to think of it, she thinks she's seen dogs like this one before... ]
Yes, I'll have a word with him about that.
[RIP, Hakkai.]
... Look, he can stay here until you find someone to actually take him if you can't control him. But you can't just dump animals on someone like this.
[Clearly tying him up does nothing and Sharak's temple doesn't have real walls so Bon shall continue to have free reign over the Far Shore. And Chikusa/Ken's place.]
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[What will be left at the gate will be a giant Tibetan Mastiff, a leash tying it to the gate that's definitely not going to last if it decides to pull. In fact, the only thing that seems to be keeping it there is... a cheap beanie that it's gnawing on?]
[She's free to catch Chikusa leading the dog over with the beanie in question (by "lead", more like "running") or tying the leash to the gate.... But he's trying to ditch the dog and run.]
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Instead there's a dog. No, not just a dog, an enormous Tibetan Mastiff. It probably weighs more than Sharak does, she considers, staring it down as it happily gnaws away on that hat. The dog looks up at her, drops the beanie, tilts his head and pants happily at her.
She keeps staring. Then she takes out her phone and dials Chikusa's number.]
All right, you little shit, get your ass back here.
[She did not agree to this. Somehow Sharak Sanzo has been outmaneuvered by a teenage boy.]
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He said you liked dogs...
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[They're useful animals and no worse than any other domesticated animal. Which is definitely the sort of opinion someone who likes dogs would have.]
I never told him I wanted one.
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[The deadpan changes not at all, because honestly Chikusa sort of suspected that might be the case.... But that's why he dog and ditched.]
Well, he's there now.
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Yeah, and you better come get him before I- ah- [There's the sound of wood breaking, a deep boof from Bon and what might be Sharak stumbling.]
Down- Down, you- I said get down, already!
[The dog sounds happy at least.]
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[Shit, does that mean Bon will just return? Chikusa wonders if he should actually go back...]
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Get back here and collect your dog. What are you trying to do here?
[She sounds more fed up than angry but she still... does not want this dog...]
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[Well. Chews on them. Which is just as bad. Still, he starts to shuffle back reluctantly. Bon is just going to run around anyway if he's no longer tethered.]
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Hibari... That biting kid? [Hibari's legacy lives on.] Leave it with Hakkai then. He's got all those other animals already.
[That'd be mean, if he hadn't literally just done the same thing to Sharak.]
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[Fuck that one other trash teenager in particular.]
I was going to, but he said that if that kind of thing happened, he'd just return it to the owner....
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[Sharak might be... petting Bon now... Chikusa can't see so he can't know. She still doesn't want a dog!!]
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Hakkai suggested you.
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Yes, I'll have a word with him about that.
[RIP, Hakkai.]
... Look, he can stay here until you find someone to actually take him if you can't control him. But you can't just dump animals on someone like this.
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[What do you mean he's ignoring a part of that sentence-]
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[Clearly tying him up does nothing and Sharak's temple doesn't have real walls so Bon shall continue to have free reign over the Far Shore. And Chikusa/Ken's place.]
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I barely know him... so I don't know anymore than you do.